“His cheeks are as a bed of spices, as sweet flowers,” Song of Solomon 5:13.
What makes someone like myself more attracted to someone like you? My research points towards small concave holes in your cheeks called dimples. It’s time to forget these traditional questions: What do you do? Do we have anything in common? Are you sort of dangerous, but not too dangerous; however, enough that I can slowly change you into the kind of person I like, but never truly tame? Yes, throw those conventional questions under the bus and look towards the future, we’re talking Dimpleplasty!
I am a man of science, so when presented with this question I simply state, “Do you like being attractive?” If the answer is, “Yes,” then science says a Dimpleplasty is for you.
Now a deeper question remains. Why are dimples considered attractive? Some would argue that it provides the face with some sort of unique quality. Studies indicate that they provide a connection to babies, and therefore make the person appear cuter.
Does Size Matter?
There is a sweet spot in between a dimple that’s too small, and a dimple that’s too large and far too jolly. To find that sweet spot, your surgeon will likely suggest a size that fits the proportions of your face.
Let’s Get Serious!
Dimpleplasty is a new popular procedure which promises the creation of dimples in just 30 minutes. Performed under local anesthetic by a cosmetic physician, with a few simple cuts to the inside of your cheek, well-pronounced dimples can be achieved. You will be able to go home that same day, and most likely be back at work almost immediately.
In terms of cost, the price seems to vary greatly from $1,000 – $3,500. Although, as they say, you can’t put a price on happiness!